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978-536-5041 (since1997; old number just in case: 333-0657) “MUMMA’S” Resume
1945 1946-1951 1951-1958 1958-1963 1963-1964 Made her students very happy and taught them to be nice just like her. Prettiest teacher in the school. Also, became a wife and Mumma and cooked and cleaned and generally took care of u no hoo and baby little u no hoo (now 40 years old) very happy and proud. Helped u no hoo pay for final year of college. Mumma found her calling: she is a Mumma of the first rank as detailed below! 1964–1982 Mumma carried out all of her duties in superb fashion. Faithfully did, with very little help from big u no hoo, little u no hoo, and three other subsequent u no hoos, the following (Ensured that big u no hoo never had to cook, clean, operate household machinery or ‘take out the barrels’). Cleaning, Cooking approximately 16,370 meals not counting snacks totaling 32,567), Shopping, Raking, Yard Work, Painting, 24x7x365 care of four little u no hoos and one big u no hoo, Driving, Cookie Mother, Girl Scouts (2 Years), Laundry, Floors, Polished Furniture, Sweeping, Mopping, Car Washer, Baby Formula Maker, Ironing, Folding Clothes, Making Beds, Vacuuming, Dusting, Flower Planting, PTA, Dish Washing, Clean-up Time, Changing Diapers (Mumma’s estimate about 50,000). See below for accurate figures by specific u no hoos. 1982–1995 Mumma went to work many days for extra dollars during the 13 years the four u no hoos were in college and the Marine Corps. But if it was raining or snowing, Mumma stayed home, even if called to come in, to make sure everything was good on the home front, and so she didn’t have to get her hair wet or drive down two miles in bad weather. 1964–1996 Estimated Total Diapers Changed (1964 – 1976): 50,000 distributed as follows: 1st little u no hoo: 30,014, 2nd little u no hoo: 123, 3rd little u no hoo: 123, 4th little u no ho: 19,736, and for big u no hoo: 4 (for the times Mumma told u no hoo she was having four little u no hoos!!!!). Prettiest Mumma in neighborhood, without exception! Bandaging Boo-Boos, Dressing four little u no hoos and 1 big u no hoo, Buying Clothes, Nursing, Cleaning up throw-up, Barbershop for four little u no hoos, Pediatrician and Dentist and Orthodontist visits, Washing faces (4 + 1 + her own), Polishing shoes, Removing tar, Washing Storm Door Window daily, Chief Cook and Bottle Washer, Plant Expert, Chandelier Polisher 3 times each year), Emergency Room trips for injuries, Sink, tub, and Toilet Washer, Furniture Mover, Outside Sweeper and Inside Sweeper, Snow Shoveler, Window Washer and Wall Washer, College Mover In and College Mover Out, Cleaners, Insurance Runner, Food Carrier, Garage Cleaner, Aquarium Expert, Lunch Maker, Driving to and from u no hoos’ jobs, McDonalds for #2, Nursing Home for #3, Flatleys for #4, Little u no hoo Picker Upper from wherever (train station, skating rink, dancing lessons, Blue Hills, etc.), Cub Scout Driver, Rubbish Recycler, Easter, Halloween, Thankgiving and Christmas Decorator and Arranger, Christmas Card Writer, and School Note Writer, College Letter Writer for #1, #2, and #3 u no hoos, Marine Corps letter Writer and Package Sender for u no hoo #4, and Worrier about all the little u no hoos and the big u no hoo. Worked extensively with Tooth Fairy and Santa Claus. Mumma also answered the phone, and let most people know that big u no hoo was not home. Picture Taker to save family memories of how all the work, sweat, and tears was worth every dirty diaper except for four, need I identify those four specifically… 1996–1999 1999–Date Special Note: |
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